WHAT TF IS LEGSSSS

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO LOOK LIKE YOU WERE FROM ANOTHER PLANET? (I mean I love earth and all, but there has to be more to life right?) HAVE YOU EVER DONE HALLUCINOGENS? (If not..... Why tf not?) OR SIMPLY HAVE YOU EVER JUST WANTED TO LAYER YOUR OUTFIT WITH SOME INSANE TIGHTS THAT MAKE YOU INCREDIBLY HAPPY WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON? THATS WHAT TF LEGSSSS IS.